Name Tyler Knight
Occupation Human Relations. I fuck and write.
Sexual orientation  Heterosexual
Company and/or website www.tylerknight.com

“I’m extraordinarily self-absorbed.” (Editor- that is a GREAT line!)

1. What do you fans usually ask you?
A)Have I seen you somewhere before? B) Wanna fuck?

2. Who is on your NO list and why?
I won’t disclose whom is on it, but the reasons why one may find themselves on it include: Poor hygiene; flakes, no shows, excessively late people(time is the one commodity I can never get back); gossip mongering; treating others poorly.

3. If we could only watch ONE of your sex scene, which one would you want us to see and why?
I try not to give thought to the end result of people actually seeing my scenes. I’d prefer to live with the illusion of the fourth, and especially the fifth wall. It’s more interesting watching two toads fucking on a log.

4. Describe what you consider a romantic date
It would involve two ski masks, a Kalashnikov, and a 7-11. The adrenaline dump women experience floods the body with chemicals mimicking sexual arousal. In a double blind test, a group of women rated a picture of man a five out of ten. The same man’s photo was rated by a second group of women that had just bungee jumped, and the median score those women gave him was a seven.
What fuck do I know? I haven’t been on a date since the 20’th century.

5. Describe your Ideal mate. She would possess equal measures of empathy, honesty, and humility.

6. List 10 things you cant live without and why. Taking people out of the equation? There’s nothing I can’t live without beyond simple necessities. I’ve wrapped my life around things when I was in finance in my 20’s, and there is no end-game in that.
Things I enjoy include:
1) A decent pen.
2) Composition notebook.
3) Wikipedia.org, because the wealth of information makes research that was tedious just five years ago, expedient. I’m also a chain clicker of blue links.
4) My books. I hoard literature.
5) Film noir.
6) Silence. This is underrated.
7) My parrot.  This conflicts with number six. He’s my primary colored id.
8 ) My turtles. They understand number six.
9) The pet hermit crabs. There’s no bullshit with them. Either they love you or they’re pinching your asshole shut.
10)My spleen.

7. Who is the person who influenced you the most in your life & how?
The neat and pat answer everyone always gives would be mom or baby Jesus. My answer is, no one. I’m extraordinarily self-absorbed. Fortunately, I’m also self-aware. Actually, because of this, I change my answer to “Amanda” because she is everything I am not. Second choice would be my pet hermit crabs.

8. What is the hardest thing you have dealt with in your life, and how did you make it through?
Homelessness. The kindness of women.

9. Describe yourself in ten words or less.  Goat-Stag.

10. What is something you paid for that wasn’t worth the money? Finnegans Wake. The scars on the inside of my elbows. My first Porsche.

11. If you inherited five  million dollars (after taxes, lol) from an unknown rich uncle, what would you do with the money.  I’d build an indoor bee farm. In Alaska. Sell honey during the day, wrestle bears under the Borealis.

12. What would be a perfect day for you?  Fucking and writing–these should be done concurrently while eating a grilled cheese sandwich.

13. What do you want to achieve in your life?   Get out of my own way.

14. Where would you like to be ten years from now? Schlepping honey to farmer’s market.

15. What part of a body is sexiest and why? Teeth. Would you have sex with someone with the dentistry of a Medieval Englishman?

16. Tell us something quirky about you that most people don’t know. I vogue naked to Madonna.

17. What is your unfulfilled sexual fantasy? To have my hairline back from when I was nineteen.

18. What do you think about when you masturbate? Grimace.

19. What type of sex turns you on the most? Do you have a fetish? Sex with a woman who is secure with her body as-is. A woman whose components  don’t share the half-life of Radium.

20. What Cause and/or Charity do you support and/or fight for? None.

21. What sexual acts/fetishes would you NOT do? Any act over a three on the Kinsey scale, or with a close relative or child.

22. What is your philosophy in life? Existential Nihilism.

23. Tell us about how sports fit into your life. I’m a life-long martial artist. I’m at instructor level in five different disciplines, and I’m serviceable as a boxer, and in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

24. How do you feel about religion/God? Ask me on my death bed.

25. What political party would you be a member of, and how does politics effect your life?  I have no political affiliations.

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