Director- Axel Braun

Cast- Shawna Lenne, Dale Dabone, Alec Knight, Ashlyn Rae, Missy Woods, Caroline Reese, Jack Lawrence, Jazy Berlin, Cheyne Collins

Type of Movie- Parody, Comedy

Description- Basically it is every sexual fantasy you ever had about Barbara Eden. The original show was so full of sexual subtext that it was ripe for a porno parody. A scantily-clad buxom blond that can do magic. A handsome man in uniform. He’s her “master.” Someone at Hustler realized this and thank God for that.

Favorite Scene- Ooooo, that’s a tuffy. It’s a toss-up between the all-girl three-way at the beginning and the one-on-one sex scene near the end between Maj. Nelson and the naughty lesbian neighbor Cindy (Dale Dabone and Ashlyn Rae).

Best Things- The very idea of this movie. It cannot be overstated that this movie had to be made and that need is well satisfied with this DVD.
The three-some between Jeannie and her new lesbian neighbors Cindy and Brooke (Rae and Missy Woods). Shawna Lenee does a fantastic job portraying the classic Jeannie character. The scene is hot and really sucks you in. I’m usually not a big fan of lesbian scenes but this one is a must-watch.
Ashlyn Rae is amazing. I have a serious pornstar crush on her now. I really love a petite brunette with A-cups and a belly button piercing. The porn biz sorely needs more girls like her and Rae needs her own feature contract. She is that gob-smackingly sexy in this movie.
The laugh track that runs throughout. It blended so well in that you could mistake for moment that this is the late-night Showtime version of the show.

Worst Things- The two scenes in the middle with ancillary characters. They were so divorced from the rest of the plot it was distracting. Gen. Peterson (Cheyne Collins) is looking for a new secretary and Jazy Berlin’s chracter sluts it up during the interview. A dumb blond with big tits fucks the guy to get the secretary job. I know this movie is set in the 1960s, but do we really need to use a porno plot from that period, too? So cliche.
Not to mention it’s a boring scene. Bad acting on her part. Nothing to text home about blowjob. The cliche’d ‘one leg up on the desk with mouth agape while being fucked from behind’ penetration. Seriously, they could have just spliced in some of grandpa’s old stag film footage and you wouldn’t know the difference.
Then we have Dr. Bellows (Jack Lawrence) going home to celebrate his anniversary with his wife Amanda (Caroline Reese). He’s late because he stopped to get flowers so when he shows up Reese is in a bustier and stockings holding a riding crop. She “dommes” him and I put that in quotes because a real dominatrix would not go straight to giving her sub a blowjob. Nor would there be any actual sex. Just like that episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl when Billie Piper asks “So when is the sex?” Some whips and a gagging with panties do not a dominatrix make.
The boy/boy/girl scene at the end between Jeannie, Maj. Nelson and Maj. Healy (Alec Knight). It’s good, don’t get me wrong, but couldn’t Jeannie magic herself up some DP or a little anal? Lenee reveals in the behind the scenes she doesn’t get to do b/b/g scenes very often, so maybe that’s why. Still, I was a little disappointed.
Except for Ashlyn Rae, every girl in this movie is a big-tittied blond. I seriously would like to see more variety when masturbating.

Extras- A slideshow with production stills. Behind the Scenes with about 13 minutes of footage. Most of it is not that revealing. Every girl in it knows what I Dream of Jeannie is, but not surprisingly they can’t name a favorite episode of a show that originally aired in the ’60s.
It gets good when we get to the bloopers, though. Jack Lawrence cannot seem to remember to say “dinner suits” instead of “leisure suits” and Dale Dabone teases him mercilessly for it. He couldn’t seem to say the word “peculiar” either.

Overall- This was a very good movie in it’s own right. But as a parody it was awesome. All of the main characters were energetic and filled their parts – no pun intended, or is it… – nicely. Shawna Lenee does a perfect Barbara Eden impersonation. Dale Dabone does great as Maj. Nelson. Alec Knight is funny and helps bring the laugh track into the scenes. I wish Ashlyn Rae and Missy Woods were my new lesbian neighbors. Fan-fucking-tastic sex scenes. Kudos to Hustler and Axel Braun.

Prenoms- Alec Knight for Best Staying In Character During a Porno Parody Sex Scene Ever! How he kept up that goofy Paul Lynde impersonation while fucking Shawna Lenee, I will never know. I guess that’s what real talent looks like.

Shawna Lenee for doing such a good job being a sexy Jeannie. Plenty of college girls have tried during Halloween, but she succeeds beautifully.

Dale Dabone for keeping a straight face during all of this. Playing the straight man is the hardest part of comedy.

Ashlyn Rae for being so unbelievably fucking gorgeous and giving me the hardest erection of my life. Really, her tits are like an oasis with a champagne waterfall, palm trees, bottle after bottle of chilled Perrier and her lying naked on a silk covered chaise lounge ready to rub sun tan lotion on my back after wandering in a desert of D-cups and bleach-blond hair for weeks. I am seriously going to be spending weeks finding her movies to jerk off to. I hope to God she does anal.

Score- 8 out of 10. The only thing holding this movie back were the two scenes in the middle and a lack of anal. The girls were giving each other rimjobs. Dale Dabone was rubbing his spit into Ashlyn Rae’s asshole with his thumb. One of the girls should have stepped up to the plate and said “Axel, I think this scene would be better if I took it in the ass.”

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