Reviewer Name- El Kabong Says

Year of Release- 2010

Movie Company & website- Evil Angel,  evilangel.com, joeysilverasworld.com

Movie Title- The Next She-Male Idol 2

Director- Joey Silvera

Cast- Bailey Jay, Bee Armitage, Naudy Nadia, Karolly Mel, Domino Presley, Jessica Fox, Diezel, Pablo Montejo, Christian, Mark Frenchy

Type of Movie- Transsexual, Gonzo

Description- I guess they really do have a reality series for everything. This certainly beats watching Big Brother 12 After Dark because all they do is talk smack about the person in the next room and what people on the previous seasons of Big Brother did. Guys, fuck or something! You’re on Showtime for four boring hours! Oh, and finally a movie with enough ass-licking action and butt-fucking bravado for my tastes.

I should say here that I’m not a major fan of the tranny porno. But I don’t think it’s gay for guys to have sex with a tranny. As far as I’m concerned, they are women, the porn they make is sold in the straight section of the Adult DVD store, they’re hot as hell and I will spank it to tranny porn and flirt with trannies just like millions of straight men do. I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality that I’m not going to let the fact she has a dick keep me from fucking a sexy piece of ass.

On an unrelated note, I hear Thailand is an inexpensive place to vacation.

Favorite Scene- That’s really hard to say, no pun intended. It really is a toss up – Christ another pun – between the opening scene with Bailey Jay fucking Bee Armitage and Domino Presley getting pounded by Christian. Just a lot of really cute girls taking it up the ass like God and Alexander Graham Bell intended.

Best Things- The ladies in this flick are unbelievably gorgeous. Bailey Jay has got to be one of the cutest little imps in all of pornland. I could see her licking lollipops suggestively without it becoming over-the-top creepy.

Karolly Mel is a gorgeous Brazilian tranny. Somehow trannies in Brazil look more like women who grew dicks than guys who become women. All Brazilian women are hot. I wonder if there is something in the drinking water…

Domino Presley is part asian, part Italian. I don’t know how you get more sexy and exotic than that. She also has smaller boobs than me, which I applaud. Too many girls just jump at the chance to get fake tits. Bee and Domino both have the ubernatural jailbat rack going on, and I like it. It may sound strange, but I’ll take no tits over big tits any day. Ladies, save your money. We just want the nipple part anyway.

I think Eric Roberts was in this movie! He was just in The Expendables and Sharktopuss so I didn’t think he needed the money. I guess so, though, ‘cuz Jessica Fox is pounding his asshole. Wait a minute. Eric Roberts doesn’t have a French accent. It’s some guy named Mark Frenchy. Boring.

Worst Things- Hmm, that would be the videography. I was under the impression that Joey Silvera had been doing tranny porn movies for a while. Why did this thing look my 8th Grade video yearbook from 1996? I’d show it to you to prove my point, but it’s on fucking VHS!

I hope whoever edited this thing got fired. He edited each shot really long so it makes it seem like forever before anyone gets undressed and starts sucking a dick. No wonder this thing has a nearly three hour runtime. A better – read: modern – editor would have cut this down to 2 hours 15 minutes and kept the action moving.

A modern editor also wouldn’t have put production stills in front of each scene and used lame effects to transition between them. Eraser pattern? The fade? I’m surprised that we didn’t learn the next she-male idold by zooming out on a star pattern with a picture of Bailey Jay. I was literally Laughing Out Loud so hard I fell off the bed. Falling off a bed with an erection can be dangerous, which is why I’m so pissed that this guy couldn’t even use editing software and techniques from this century.

Extras- Extras?! You must be joking. There is a cumshot recap and a photo gallery – which we saw during the movie – and a cast list. Really, if you are going to spend this kind of money on a tranny DVD, there really should be a picture-in-picture cumshot recap so you can see both the guy and the tranny jacking off and cumming on each other simultaneously. Maybe put all the boring interview stuff as behind the scenes extras. Bonus footage of the she-male idol winner. Maybe have Bailey Jay come back and record a commentary on the other scenes. Anything.

I spent my own money on this one because I follow Bailey Jay on Twitter and I wanted to support her. After this movie was over, I felt like I was the one who got fucked in the ass for three hours, and it didn’t feel as good as I fantasized it would.

Overall- I loved the girls. I enjoyed the effort they put into it. This movie is not let down by the talent, it is let down by the poor post-production values.

Everything I said above belongs here, too. Silvera did not give enough thought to the lighting. He didn’t think to direct the talent to do more varied positions during filming. He didn’t take enough interest in the editing to put credits on the end. The writing between the scenes looked like it was by John Madden on a telestrater.

My understanding was that she-male was a perjorative. I checked my Palin Insult Index and found it was up 2 1/2 points over Jap, so get with the times, man!

Joey’s green shag-pile carpet rug pissed me off,  too.

Prenoms- Bailey Jay for the girl whose dick I’d like to have in my first hardcore scene. Domino for being The. Best. Roomie. Ever. She carries black fishnets in her handbag while apartment hunting and withing five minutes she in them telling Christian to suck her dick. That’s class. I also nominate Domino for Most Feminine Tranny in Porn. Karolly Mel for being a sexy-ass Brazilian tranny with a Brazilian bikini wax. Jessica Fox for best “punish the white man” scheme ever. If we had known she would punish us with her cock, we would probably have still given Native Americans smallpox blankets.

Score- The porno had so much potential. Truly fantastic women. Men willing to get fucked in the ass. Rimjobs. Ass fucking… more ass fucking. But it’s like a valedictorian who starts smoking weed the first semester of college, then drops out, then works on the fry station at McD’s into his 40s. 4 out of 10.

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