On Big Dick-Size-Specification

by Denise LaFrance

It is my opinion that  Heterosexual Society has erroniously conditioned “The General Populous” of men and women to believe it’s a big social ‘faux pas’ to VERBALIZE that dick-size matters with this big, unwarranted focus on Political Correctness while,  at the same time, it is hypocritically deemed socially acceptable to specify “the ideal breast size” preference and, not only “socially acceptable” but promoted and expected;, even with the option to modify with the aim-to-please..

So why then  is it not ‘Politically Correct’ or acceptable for one to then vocalize  the preferred size of the dick?

For me, “nice” is 8″ and beyond ,straight or lightly curved north-hound , with a pink hue accompanied by a subtle marbling of non-protruding veins , a thick shaft with an  aesthetically-pleasing  good shape, color and detailing. No warts or freckles, dents, lesions, bumps  or aberrations.

(Nice head, subtle, light toned veins,with high and full-ish  angel-blonde fine whisper of hair on the balls; **not** dangling comically like some macabre chandelier from a Vincent Price movie  but also,  not too full ,like yesterday’s trash either.
Up, youthful,  and full and ready.)

I once heard a saying,

“Anyone who doesn’t think that size matters either doesn’t have a big dick or has never been with a man with a big dick”

Me: A size-queen …well NOW( after a few disappointments in the past), I won’t even entertain the notion of getting sexual with  a guy unless I ‘check’ first.

That’s the first thing I ask him:

“How big is your dick? Is it straight? Curved? In what direction? Is everything in proportion?What color is it? Draw a picture of what it looks like”.

I will accept 2 versions: Big with it curved SLIGHTLY upwards; bending along the shaft (at an even pace) OR straight as a poker. The head must be sizable but  not stupidly shaped or small on the end like that of a 5 year old attached to a too-large shaft.. And no “Brontosaurus-Dick”: thin at the root and them much much bigger in the middle and small again at the far end.

Picky? Yes.
But size and aesthetics– that’s really important to me. If a man’s dick is going to make me feel disappointed or if it is stupid-looking and upon first glance,  make me feel  like i am lifting the lid off of some old container from  the back of the fridge and spotting some ungodly MOLD-riddled monstrosity, I’d rather skip the whole ‘courting’ process and save us both the tragedy.

Have you ever been with a guy whose dick did such a strange and sudden hair-pin turn?
I  remember flirting heavily for a long time with this really cute guy on the internet. It was getting to a point where we were conspiring a hook-up.

THEN, Lady Luck stepped in and he sent me a picture of his dick.

The only way I can describe it is it looked like a kitchen fawcet.
You know…straight all along the shaft  and then a sudden SHARP hair-pin diversion in an intense curve /kink near the end (about 2″ down from the head )and pointing absolutely and suddenly south-bound towards  the floor!
Immediately all prospects of sex with this otherwise hot guy went out the window!
After thinking “The poor guy!”, I started pontificating r about the mechanics of how one with such a dick  would even get that into a person’s mouth or pussy or ass etc…

No no no…
So best always to check first and leave the Miss Manners apprehension to the propriety of doily-placement and silverware.

Caveat emptor!

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