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Movie Company-Smash Pictures & www.smashpictures.com
Movie Title-The Divorcee
Starring-Diamond Foxxx, Phoenix Marie, Monique Fuentes, Raylene, Avy Scott, Tony Ribas, Mark Wood, Ron Jeremy, Prince Yahshua, James Deen
Description-Smash Pictures has succeeded here in creating a parody without even trying. While this may look like you everyday feature it seems to get the heart of Divorce Court without ever having to outright say it. The plus is that we get to see the inner workings behind the scenes once the verdict has been passed or the judge has gone back to his chambers to deliberate (I’m looking at you Ron Jeremy and Monique Fuentes). Diamond Foxxx has already divorced her husband who left the country and thinks she deserves more money and his possessions. Mark Wood his lawyer aint having it but Diamond has a few assests on her side to help coerce him. Monique Fuentes is tired of her husband cheating on her, but when she notices Judge Ron may be ruling in his favor she has to find a way to get the ruling in her favor. Tony Ribas has just lost his wife but it doesn’t take him long to find a shoulder to cry on and screw in Phoenix Marie. Avy Scott wants to leave her husband but she has no grounds for divorce, so when she gets a little rowdy in the courtroom and is dragged away to jail she needs Price to let her out but he likes her job maybe a trip and sex is the best way of getting him to turn the other cheek. Finally Raylene and James think they want a separation but the more they talk the more turned on they get and before anyone in the courtroom can realize it they are getting one hell of a show.
I really enjoyed this one each scene had its own little story and no scene was ever the same. While the sex never gets to crazy and all the scenes are boy/girl sorry no big gang bang or threesomes. There is a nice bit of anal in the Phoenix Marie Scene. Speaking of Phoenix Marie this was my favorite scene not because of the anal that was a plus but because of Phoenix’s commentary and ability to create a story during her scene. If sex scenes were a sport Phoenix is the one you want doing the play by play she tells you exactly how she feels and before I knew it she has created a back story about green cards and sisters it’s a piece of work to watch. Also great job getting Ron Jeremy to be the judge he read his lines great showed he can still go I mean how lucky is he gor getting with Monique and he even did the countdown. I thought it was just a porn urban legend. I could have go for a little variation in the scenes but the stories behind each one were good so I was left entertained.
This is the second film I have reviewed for Smash pictures and ai like the fact they get that being interactive with you fans is always a good thing. First they let you watch the movie two ways with the storyline or without. Those gonzo fans out there will love that. You can also pick your favorite positions and just watch those. There is a nice behind the scenes and even a five minute long blooper scene which I don’t see to often but wish I did. I wish more companies added this many features.
Overall-8-While the movie never gets to raunchy or out of control the couples in the scenes work well together and the pace is kept throughout. You add in the comedy of Ron Jeremy in the movie and behind the scenes and all the special features you have a winner. If your looking for a parody that isn’t a parody this is it. This one is a Buy