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Movie Release-7/25/2011
Movie Company & website-Hustler & Hustler.com
Movie Title-This Aint Lady GAGA XXX: This Is A Parody
Director-Axel Braun
Cast-Helly Mae Hellfire, Raylene, Aubrey Addams, Rhianna Rimes, Scott Lyons, Ron Jeremy, Marco Banderas, Marco Rivera
Type of Movie-Parody

Description-Lady Gaga (Helly Mae Hellfire) is the biggest pop star in the world and wants everyone to know it.  She has a appetite that is only satisfied by sex and attention.  Anything sets this girl off men’s rooms, anger and horny old men.  She coerces Beyonce (Rhianna Rimes) into cheating on Jay-Z on the set of a music video.  She goes through Larry King on the set of his show, and then has a little fun with a porn legend in the bathroom.  Finally it’s the battle of the egos as Gaga goes up against Madonna(Aubrey Addams) for pop supremacy.

Favorite Scene-My favorite scene had to be Ron Jeremy and Helly Mae in the bathroom.  While there was no sex per se in this scene these two really seemed to have the best chemistry, and Helly gives one hell of a blowjob (pun intended).  It starts with Gaga using a vibrator on herself before Ron comes in with and exasperated “again, Gaga this is the men’s room”.  Ron Jeremy was very funny and even with all the years he has had in the game he still showed why he’s still got it.

Best Things
1-The Music- What I mean by that is the two fake songs that they created based on Gaga’s hits Telephone and Born this way respectively.  The Telephone parody says what a lot of guys have been thinking for years and the Born this way parody should be the porn industries anthem.
2-Helly Mae Hellfire- First her name is awesome and thanks to the great behind the scenes video I get where it comes from.  Secondly her portrayal is the only time I have ever found Lady Gaga attractive.  She gets the facial twitches’ down and voice down but her body is great with a pair of breast that probably make the real Gaga jealous.

Weakest Things-
1-Porn Music-In the first three minutes of each scene there is music that drowns out everything, but the scene still goes on like we can hear everything.  Its wasn’t horrible just annoying
2-Raylene-Why put a beauty such as raylene in the movie if she is never going to have sex.  The Sarah Pallin side story does nothing for this.  Add the fact that Gaga and Palin never get it on its just a big tease.
3-Final Scene-This one was really all over the place I’m not even sure where to start here, but the main thing is that one of the guys must have cum early because most of the scene he’s trying to get it up and you can almost see the look of frustration on Helly and Aubreys face.  This scene was supposed to be the big finish Madonna versus

Gaga but it never really picks up steam and as raunchy as it could have got it never does.  They should have just gone for the Kanye threeway and had a battle of egos.
Bonus Feature-This one has the regular dvd fare trailers photos and whatnot, but it also had a nice fifteen minute Behind the Scene video.  The BTS has interviews with Helly Mae and Aubrey and also gives some great bloopers featuring Rhianna.

Overall-I was a little let down with this one.  For a character like Lady Gaga I expected some off the wall sexual escapades, but instead I got some pretty tame scenes.  The fake videos were pretty cool but it just feel short of being something really great.
Score-5-This one is a rent.

Director: Greg Berlanti
Writers: Ian Deitchman, Kristin Rusk Robinson
Stars: Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel and Josh Lucas

I laughed out loud. I cried. It was an original, yet slightly predictible  storyline.  But overall a fantastic girly movie, with great characters &

a happy unexpected ending… So worth watching!  9 out of 10

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Movie Release-2010
Movie Company & website-Adam & Eve- Adamandeve.com
Movie Title-Girl 2 Girl Again
Director-Various
Cast-Bree Olson, Ava Rose, Abbey Brooks, Adrianna Analese, Adrianna Nicole, Alexis Breeze, Angelina Valentine, Ashlyn Page, Celeste Star, Daisy Marie, Faye Regan, Georgia Jones, Inari Vachs, Jamie LaMore, Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Krystal Summers, Lexi Belle, Marie Luv, Mikayla Mendez, Nikki Loren, Nyomi Marcela, Sandra Romain, Sasha Grey, Sochee Mala, Sophia Lynn, Stephania Swift, Tory Lane
Type of Movie-Girl/Girl and Compilation
Description-.Adam & Eve take some of the biggest names in the industry to day and put them together in a massive four hour compilation about the joys of girl on girl sex.  There are thirteen scenes going through the various fetishes that one might find in some of Adam & Eves featurs.  You have a little bondage, role playing, and even a little stocking play.  This one shows that good chemistry can happen anywhere  and at anytime and that you don’t always need a guy to make a good sex scene.
Favorite Scene-  My favortie scene had to be the one from Bitch and Moan vol 1 featuring Sandra Romain and Adrianna Nicole.  From the very beginning I knew I was going to like this one when I saw Adrianna Nicole hanging from a pipe.  I also love Sandra Romains accent she just says thing in a way that let you know she is really going to make Adrianna like this (I heard she retired I gotta look into that).  This scene gets right to it no prissy foreplay just old fashioned girl on girl action.  They use so many toys (which usually is a turnoff for me) that you would think these two owned a sex shop.  At one point Sandra breaks out two dildos to give herself a little double penetration action.  Adrianna plays the submissive role to perfection letting Romain have her way with her but also getting the chance to use a few toys on her as well.  This scene has some light bondage and a little fisting if you want to turn someone onto the beauty of Girl on Girl this is the scene you use.  These two also get damn near thirty minutes to do their thing.
Best Things
1-Length-The last time I reviewed a Compilation the scenes were all kept to a running time of fifteen minutes that’s fine and good until you start ending scenes early, or starting right in the middle.  Not the case here this one was four hours done right.  Each scene got more than enough time to show off the best parts of there respective movies and by doing so sold me on some of the features.  There are a few now that I would like to check out one I have even reviewed in the past.  While they all don’t give away a lot about the feature you aren’t left feeling to disjointed at the end of each scene.
2-Sound- Other companies need to take note on how to use Dolby stereo from A&E I can hear everything in each scene and its makes it a much more pleasurable experience.  Its not to the point where you can hear background noises and people moving in another room but you don’t have to strain to hear the little things.
Weakest Things-
1-Toys-I understand the use of toys in a Girl/Girl feature but with the amount of time given and the fact there are thirteen scenes to have only one scene that didn’t use toys is just a bit excessive.  To me the idea of the compilation is to sell your movies but also bring fans into that genre to not have any scenes without toys was just bad marketing from my point of view.
2-Lead In Music-The down side to the great sound quality of this movie was how each scene had five minutes of lead in music that was so loud you can hear some of the build up in each scene or some of the dirty talk.
3-Interracial Scenes-This is something I found wrong in the last comp I reviewed still this was a little better but with thirteen scenes there should have been a few more girls from other races.  If adam & eve cant produce more than this then somebody needs to take a closer look at the product.
Bonus Feature-There is a nice scene in here from Under the Influence featuring Nikita Denise, and Sindee Cox.
Overall-For a compilation this is pretty good they put together a nice group of scenes with great girls and each is given more than enough time to sell their feature.  I would have liked to see a few more scenes with Black Asian or Hispanic girls and there were way to many toys used.  I still enjoyed it for the most part.  This is a good one to sell the non G/G fans on a G/G movie.
Score-7-Rent but use the scene feel out other features that might be more up your alley I will be pick up Bitch and Moan it looked really good.

by Cindi

I watch a lot of porn parodies of super hero movies, yes it’s part of my job. Tough job, I know. I actually love superhero movies, porn or  mainstream ones. I just watched the Superman Series, Superman, Superman II, Superman III, Superman IV. I gotta say that while they are all (of course) quite out there as far as story lines go, the most over the top is III and I actually like that one the best.

III’s got Clark/Superman’s love interest as his old high school crush, Lana. The other three movies have Kent in love with Lois Lane, who is played by Margot Kidder. Kidder never did it for me, that rusty voice turns me off. She’s just not the sexy or a fitting sweetheart for Superman.

Now Lana on the other hand is a darling country bumpkin (played by Annette OToole) and those two just work. So if you are only going to watch one of the Superman movies, watch # III. But hey, ya got an extra day off, get em all! I still have one to go- Superman Returns. I’m looking forward to spending this afternoon, flying over tall buildings in a single bound.

Have a great, safe Fourth, and remember our troops!

Interviews with many involved with this movie are here on LN also- here’s a couple

http://www.ladieznight.com/3716/ judy-thompson interview

http://www.ladieznight.com/3640/ riley-steele interview

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Reviewer- Pornoissuer & twitter.com/pornoissuer
Movie Release-4/26/2011
Movie Company & website-Digital Playground & Jewel Box Films- digitalplayground.com and jewelboxfilms.com

Movie Title-CHERRY
Director-Kay Brandt
Cast-Judy Thompson, Riley Steele, Nina Mercedes, Sinn Sage, Vicki Chase, Celeste Star, Raylene, Anne Marie Rios, Ash Hollywood, Lux Kassidy, Zoey Holloway, Diamond Foxxx
Type of Movie-Feature and Girl/Girl

Description-The story follows Cherry(Judy Thompson) who is a Madame of a sorts at a local strip club that caters to a certain clientele, all woman.  Cherry tries to set up fantasies for woman who are new to girl on girl sex or are just looking for a good time.  Her “friend” Harlow(Riley Steele) brings woman home to sleep with and wants more from Cherry, but Cherry has one rule no one gets her.  Cherry has also hired a new dancer Winterlynn(Sinn Sage) who has to get through the pecking order of the other dancers and will never be the same after her initiation.  Lastly we have Marina(Anne Marie Rios) who is visiting friends and has never had any type of experience with a woman once her friends set her up with Nixie(Vicki Chase) she may never go back to men.
Favorite Scene-Celeste Star & Sinn Sage-When two starlets are into woman and I mean truly into woman it shows this scene proves the point.  This one should be called the tease Celeste and Sinn go back and forth for a good twenty minutes before the clothes even come off.  Celeste knows how to express what she wants screaming multiple times “that’s hot” “keep doing what your doing” and more.  Sinn doesn’t need words she lets her actions speak loud and clear.  Once the clothes go off these two go another 15 minutes taking turns one each other and just letting it all out.  They both let the other be in control, go down on each other and wrap their bodies into such positions it would make the most world renowned contortionist blush.   This is my front runner for AVN next year for best girl/girl scene.
Best Things
1-Judy Thompson-They found the perfect person to carry this story.  Judy is more of a mainstream actress who decided to give the adult side of things try.  While she never has sex in the movie Cherry is such a complex character that Judy makes it her own.  She has to be vulnerable at time domineering others and you always get the hint that there is something much darker under the surface just waiting to come out.  Judy juggles all these emotions perfectly and makes you ready to see what happens next.  I don’t know if she will ever hop under the sheets in this film but I’m anticipating it in the next episodes.
2-No Toys-As anyone has seen in my previous reviews I am not a fan of excessive use of toys in Girl on Girl scenes.  I have no problem with them in general but when you break it out in the first two minutes we have a problem.  It was refreshing to watch this and not see one two the closest was Riley Steel using a shower head and even that is pushing it.  Each scene has nice build up with long drawn out foreplay that lets each girl naturally become aroused and enjoy the sex.

Weakest Things-
1-No Climax’s-I mean at the end of the sex there is no real climax for the girls.   Most let out a moan and they cuddle and that’s it its not till the scene moves on that you realize Oh its over.  Now maybe this is my misguided view of sex from years of watching adult movies, but some type of pay off is needed.

Bonus Feature-It comes with the usual fare a reel of pictures plus trailers for other films.  It also came with a nice Behind the Scenes feature that was about forty five minutes long.  All the actresses gave input on the characters and you also get to see how a scene comes together and a few trade secrets.  Also when you order the DVD it comes with the Blu-Ray for the film.

Overall-All in all I completely enjoyed this feature. While some of the acting was on different levels and some of the foreplay could be seen as going to long.  The performances really drive this movie.  You can tell that Kay Brandt has had time to hone the story here and make you want to see the next chapter.  This is her baby and a great start to Digital Playgrounds girl line.  I look forward to seeing where the story goes.  Pick this one up.

Score-8-This one is a buy, and I actually did

Reviewer- Pornoissuer & twitter.com/pornoissuer
Movie Release-9-28-2010
Movie Company & website-Hustler Video & hustlervideo.com
Movie Title-This Aint Avatar XXX 3D

Director-Axel Braun

Cast-Chris Johnson, Misty Stone, Evan Stone, Nicki Hunter, Chanel Preston, Juelz Ventura, Eric Swiss, Danica Dillan, Lexington Steele

Type of Movie-Feature/Parody

Description-The Avatar Parody holds the special distinction of being the first 3D porn feature.  Like the Epic movie that it parodies it has brought 3D to the forefront of the industry.  The film follows Jake Skully’s journey on Panwhora as he is welcomed into the Na’bi and helps them defeat the evil Earth Corporation.  Here you don’t get a 2 minute scene  of Jake and Neytiri no here we get a nice long scene.  Think of it this way now you don’t have to buy the directors cut just to see that cut sex scene.  We also get to see the Na’bi more erotic nature and what happened the next day after all the humans left.  Lets just say there is a reason why they wanted to keep some humans around.
Favorite Scene-I have to say that I loved the scene with Nicki Hunter and Chris Johnson. The thing that will catch people off guard is that it goes against almost everything I like in a scene but it’s the attention to details that made me love it.  First you have the great performance of Hunter as Grace while she and Miss Weaver don’t look much a lot she got the attitude down perfect.  She talks raunchy and dirty and gives that I’m one of the Boys vibe that Weaver gave in the movie.  Then you have Chris Johnson who play the Jake character cant’s move his legs she he has to just law there and take what Nicki gives.  Add in the fact that they manage to pull all this off in a coffin shaped box for about twenty minutes.  Plus they sneak in a little anal great scene one of my favorites this year.

The GOOD
1-The Cast- Hustler picked some good ones here they didn’t really look like there counterparts with the exception of Chirs Johnson, but they got the attitudes and mannerisms perfect.  With Nicki being the domineering Grace, Evan Stone hamming it up as the general or Chris as the dull Jake at times if you closed your eyes you would think you might be watching a sequel…..almost.  Plus for them to actually get two Black performers to play Na’bi even though they would be in blue paint most of the movie was a simple but good touch.  And you got Chanel Preston as the queen not bad Hustler not bad at all.

The BAD
1- The Positions-Some of the scenes people were in the same posisiton way to long while the sets were great they just weren’t used.  Five minutes over a tree, a desk or a box just din’t keep me interested.

The UGLY
1-3D- Unfortunately I didn’t like it I wear glasses so the 3D glasses were not comfortable and they pretty much nullified any color in the scene.  I also didn’t really notice to much 3D while I had them on.  From a marketing standpoint it’s a great selling feature but just was executed well to me.  Being the first is a problem because you have to work out all the bugs.
Bonus Feature-It comes with the usual fare trailers, pictures, and hotlines, but it also has Behind the scenes. For a movie with this much Hype about 3d I thought it would be a little longer it clocks in at about 20 minutes still good though.

Overall-For my first 3D and first true Parody I have a mixed bag of emotions.  While I commend the industry for pushing forward and trying new thins the 3d isn’t for everyone or every movie.  The glasses were my main concern.  The parody was also very good at this time you have to be respectful to the source material and still remember this is an adult film which this one does nicely.  Plus the trick ending and adding to the story were a good touch.  I loved the “costumes” and even though none of the performers looked like their doppelgangers their voices and mannerisms captured the essence of the original movie.  All in all it was god the scenes were nice and long and anyone that can sit and have sex while covered in blue paint is cool in my book.  If you want a good parody this one delivers but for the 3D you might want to hold off till the technology is a little more refined
Score-7.5  out of 10

THE VAMPIRE SEX DIARIES (2010)
Reviewed by Bryan Schuessler of   www.shuizmz.com
RATING: 8 ½ out of 10

Vampires have always held a certain spot in the world of horror films for being extremely romanticized and generally erotic in nature, seemingly telling a story of lust and love in most of the films dealing with the fanged-bloodsuckers. It seems that films in recent years have explored vampires more and more, adding many different angles and spins on the classic tales that were first told in films like Nosferatu, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Universal Pictures Dracula series (as well as all the Hammer films based on the Dracula story from across the pond) and more recent films such as the Blade Trilogy, John Carpenter’s Vampires, Sweden’s Let the Right One In and the abysmal, bubblegum generational Twilight films in which Vampires sparkle and can be out in sunlight as long as the day is overcast.

Now Sex Line Cinema has taken all the lore and legends of the vampire tales and given it a spin like no other-Vampire porn! Granted, vampires have always been a carnal creature, a monster of sorts that at any given moment will succumb to their desire to bite into their victims and feast on their bloodline…so why not throw in some hardcore foreplay, sex, and general SUCKING before the creature of the night decides to go in for the kill and fang-bang his or her victim?

The Vampire Sex Diaries, produced and directed by Gary Orona, jumps right into the fuckfest early on, quickly editing various positions of lust-making right off the bat, going from rear entry, to missionary position, to flat-top fucking, and finally finishing with an explosive cum shot all over the partner’s face. The first sex scene was human-on-human, but viewers already have been introduced to one of the head vampires who look like a cross between Harry Potter’s Voldemort and Nomak from del Toro’s Blade II, but with long, blonde hair.

Our story takes place somewhere in the Southwest of the United States, where it seems that many modern-day tales involving bloodsuckers seems to be the region of choice. Take for example John Carpenter’s Vampires, Robert Rodriquez’s From Dusk ‘Til Dawn, the ever-popular teenage 80’s flick The Lost Boys- all taking place in the West or Southwest United States, near the Mexican border. The reason for this is because these areas are where bats are generally found outside of Central and South America. So, why does it not surprise me that the filmmakers of The Vampire Sex Diaries have our lead male character, Brad Brown (Cheyne Collins) portraying a research biologist studying bats in the area? Brad also remembered to bring along Amber (Ally Kay), his gorgeous blonde girlfriend with a nice tanned and tight body with a killer ass that just begs to be plundered!

After having a chat with Vanessa (Tabitha Stevens), a dark-haired, Gothic-dressed owner of the local museum and just so happens to be the Mistress of the Brood, Brad is sent on his way to a guided tour with Dean (Jay Lassiter) while viewers are privy to Vanessa’s first sex scene, shot in POV-style, immediately following these words:

“I had more sex, more orgasms, in my first week as a vampire, than my entire life as a human.”

The sex scene comes at viewers fast and furious, at times the filming sped up as Vanessa rides the erect unknown stunt cock, in a foray of sexual positions, nicely edited together with some cheesy metal riffs as the background music for the dick-spank appetizer, for its far too short for anyone to rub one out to unless the finest blowjob queen is right there sucking your cock while watching the scene with uncanny precision and technique.

Now that the film has some sort of loosely strung together plot involving the research biologist and his girlfriend, a brood of horny vampires, and a Southwestern setting that allows these vamps to go out during the daylight and withstanding temps up to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, we can get on to some penetration with a very sexy cast of which I was happy to note that because vampires are the subject of the film, aside from Ally Kay, every other female was dark-haired falling in with the Gothic theme of the production.

At times, I felt the plot got in the way of the salacious sex and naughtiness of the picture, but generally that was just Mr. Dick screaming his head off and wanting fuck scene after fuck scene…I guess there was just enough vampire lore and background history on the sex addicts of the Southwest followed by hot and sexy outdoor fuck scenes with a sunny backdrop in the mountains that allowed barely any tan lines on any of the performers. Sadly, every damn scene had that atrocious generic metal that even the most atrocious glam-metal band would not dare record and put out on cd. I guess I would rather hear this Nu-Metal garbage than some god-awful shit made up on a electric keyboard using synth beats. There is a reason porn films are known for having some of the most putrid and annoying soundtracks and only 40 years later are pornophiles (yeah, I may have just made that word up) are appreciating and calling “cool” the soundtracks from some of the world’s most famous fuck films (Deep Throat, Opening of Misty Beethoven, Devil in Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas) classic.

Now that Dean fucks Brad’s girlfriend, head mistress Vanessa all of a sudden is chastising Dean for his lack of morals. Since when are vampires supposed to have morals…especially ones in an adult film feature?!? Now that Amber has been bitten and fucked by a bloodsucker, it is time for Brad to get bitten so viewers can be introduced to the rest of the Brood and get some new pussy on the screen engaging in carnal acts of pleasure.

I really think that all vampire flicks should have a healthy dose of sex, just like the uber-lesbian vamp flick Vampyres (1975) did, starring Marianne Morris (the brunette with the huge knockers) and Anulka Dziubinska (Playboy’s May 1973 Playmate of the Month). This film is based upon two lesbian vampires that actually could be considered bi-sexual as they prey upon male victims, seducing them into their mansion so that they can feast on them. A vampire porn flick would just not be a vampire porn flick unless there was a nice, long multiple bodied lesbian sex scene that was nice and steamy. I am glad that director Orona threw one scene in with a trio of brunettes, with our lead Brad watching intently through a peephole, adding the aspect of voyeurism to the whole affair. This particular scene showcases the heavily tattooed, Canadian porn actress Sophia Santi (she sports a massive dragon tattoo inked on her back and left side of her body getting eaten out and finger-banged by Jenna Pressley. We get some strap-on riding action that is beyond hot, especially since both actresses are extremely buxom, Pressley riding atop the purple strap-on, with Santi just taking it like a champ.

As far as adult features go, The Vampire Sex Diaries was one of the better shot porn films, full of acting that was better than most mainstream indie flicks I have seen, and it kept the elements of horror, Gothic imagery, and dark-haired beauties banging, sucking, and fucking consistently in well-shot fuck scenes with unique angles and titillating imagery, if only some of the scenes were too short and atmosphere taking precedence over the sexually violated. I recommend The Vampire Sex Diaries for casting a bevy of hot, big-name porn actors and actresses, as well as for creating a porn film set in the fantasy world of vampires and vampirism. Any adult film with elements of horror are always going to be much more interesting and unique than the usual repairman fucking the housewife alone for the day or the playfully curious “straight-couples” who decide to swap spit with swinging sex addicts a few times.

The film was shot in true hi def 1080P in a 16:9 widescreen presentation, giving the outdoor fuck scenes a stunning look and the dvd features behind the scenes photos via a slideshow. The film runs a little bit over 90 minutes, generally not going to long before a sultry sex scene is thrown in with a cast of gorgeous dark-haired beauties with delicious curves and large tits. The film has more female on female action in it then male on female, making it a sweet viewing for straight males and lesbians or bisexuals. I recommend this film solely for Sophia Santi’s performance alone.

Reviewer- Pornoissuer & twitter.com/pornoissuer

Movie Release-11/11/2010

Movie Company & website-Tom Byron Pictures & www.evolutiondist.com

Movie Title-Booby Patrol

Director-Tom Byron

Cast-Tom Byron, Sara Jay, Shyla Stylez, Savannah Stern, Dylan Ryder, Rachel Love, Evan Stone, Athony Rosano, and Jack Lawrence

Type of Movie-Big Boob and Role Play

Description-Tom byron takes us into the lives of four cops on the booby squad and one kinky couple who wish they were.  First up we have officer shyla stylez investigating a noise complaint but when she finds one Tom Byron she gets a little more than she bargained for.  Then we have officer Savannah Stern who is responding to a complaint call from Anthony Rosano once there she cant wait to show him the new officer consoling techniques.  Dylan Ryder is late for work and her uniform is all wrong its just not tight enough Evan Stone has the perfect idea to rectify that TAKE IT OFF.  Rachel Love and Jack Lawrence are finishing there shift and Jack wants to show his new rookie the proper technique for frisking.  Was jack Lawrence a cop at one point because he happened to know a lot about police procedures and how a shift ends.  Last but not least we have Tom Byron and Sara Jay who are in a mood tonight Tom has decided to stop at the local costume shop and pick up a little something something for Sara a cop outfit which she is more than pleased to try on.

Favorite Scene-The Scene between Savannah Stern and Anthony Rose was great.  Anthony plays the angry home owner to a tee and Savannah takes the whole cop act in a completely different direction.  She can’t wait to console Anthony and makes it a point to put his head in her big breast very quickly.  Once Anthony has been won over these two jump into the 69 position and go back and forth on each other.  Savannah tries to show off her breat and every chance and has one of the best lines in the film “fuck my tight cop pussy” she isn’t overly dirty but she is as sensual as it comes.  She rides great in reverse cow girl and they end with a pop shot on the breast.  If this is what happens when you get robbed now I hope my car gets jacked this afternoon

Best Things
1-Chemistry-Every scene has great chemistry none of the woman come off as if they are just going through the motions.  Every girl is a professional and I hope to see more films that focus more on the sex being good.

Weakest Things-
Weak-It always gets me when a movie puts a starlet on the front as starring giving her top billing when she is in the movie as much as the other women.  While Shyla does great and deserves every box cover she gets she isn’t really the star don’t let the box fool you.  It should probably have said starring Tom Byron since he is in two of the five scenes, but we know why they didn’t do that don’t we.

Weaker-The long set ups they aren’t crazy long but some of them go a good five ten minutes before we get to the sex.  Now I love seeing Dylan Ryder nude and dressing as much as the nest man but do you need a five minute scene of her doing it if she’s just going to be undressed right at the beginning of the scene.  While I like the tutorial of hows cops are supposed to end there shifts this was a little to intricate Rachel Love even looked bored.

Weakest-For a movie called booby patrol there isn’t a lot of focus on the breast during sex.  Each scene starts good with the camera right on the boobs and we even get a few tity sex scenarios, but once the sex starts it turns into a regular scene.  Don’t get me wrong the sex is good but the camera should have focused on them more and the men should have spent more time on them

Bonus Feature-Bonus Scene comes from Big Ass Fixation #1 with Lisa Sparxxx pretty good scene and fits with the boob them of the movie.  There’s also a nice bit of bonus footage with each of the girls doing interviews only Shyla does hers topless so that might be why she got the starring credit.  Weirdly Rachel Love is missing.

Overall-The chemistry between all the couples works well but to me the cop angle and the booby angle weren’t played up enough.  Yes the girls are cops but the premise isn’t really used well and even though we see they have big Boobs during the sex they are all but forgotten.  There are some funny lines and with a nice bonus scene and the interviews this one is saved from being average.
Score-7 out of ten-Rent

Reviewer- Pornoissuer & twitter.com/pornoissuer
Movie Release-11/17/2010
Movie Company & website-Wicked Pictures & WickedPictures.com
Movie Title-The Chatroom

Director-Stormy Daniels
Cast-Kaylani Lei, Amber Rayne, Diamond Foxxx, Evan Stone, Kris Slater, Marcus London and Nick Manning.
Type of Movie-Feature
Description-Kaylani Lei plays Jamie a struggling nursing intern who is paying off her student loans by performing as the cam model named Justine.  Jamie tries to put up a professional front to her co-worker (Amber Rayne) and fight off the advances of her boss(Marcus London) never letting them know about her other life.  When Jamie witnesses the murder of her biggest fan Barry(Evan Stone) no one will take her seriously especially the police.  Now Jamie must find out who committed this heinous act before the murderer turns their attention to her.  Is it the jaded wife (Diamond Foxxx), her own husband (Kris Slater) or the only cop who believes her (Nick Manning).
Favorite Scene-2nd Scene-What I think I liked so much about this one was the fact that it starts with Kaylani camming with her fans and we get a pretty good solo scene out of it.  Once she finishes the scene switches to Evan Stone on the bed he is thinking about what he just saw and next thing you know BAM! Kaylani is one the bed with him and their making out.  Kaylani sucks him in a way that can only be described as “punishing” she takes it to the point that you can see she is choking but the look in her eyes shows she likes it.  Evan being the professional he is plays this up with her and its almost a game of tug of war.  Next she jumps on top and rides wildly telling Evan how much she likes it and is put on her side while Evan gets her from behind finally finishing on her stomach.  This scene is hot figuratively and literally you can see the sweat coming off of both but the way the light hits off of Kaylani just makes it all the better.  As I always say nothing beats a good sex sweat.
Best Things
1-3rd Scene-Amber Rayne is becoming one of my favorite performers the things that spew out of her mouth would make anyone blush.  She takes everything Marcus throws at her and tells him exactly what she‘s doing to her.  I swear if I was blind I would only watch her scenes she talks dirty great but manages to describe it in such detail you can envision what’s going on in the scene.
2-Lighting-They do a great job on the lighting in scenes especially the ones at night.  You can see the sweat between Diamond Foxxx breast in the first scene and the way it rolls down Lei’s back in others its very sexy.
Weakest Things-
1-Minor- I have heard about Wicked and their position on condoms in their films and I get it you can never be to safe.  My one gripe and its very minor is it hurts the suspension of disbelief when you have a married couple using them.  Maybe in the future get performers who aren’t afraid to go without to play the married couple or just make them a couple.
2.-Weak-The Sound effects in the back.  We  get it its night I don‘t have to hear a cricket in the background for the entire scene.  The hospital is worse I understand you want to convey that this is a busy atmosphere but to hear the same beeps and people talking on a continuous loop gets old rather quickly.  Keep them to set the tone of the scene but once the sex begins bring them down from a roar to a for lack of a better word cricket.
3-Weaksest-Some shameless self promotion by Wicked yes I get that Kaylani is one of your girls and that she is playing a cam model, but do I have to see your entire website plastered over everything when she is in in the middle of her “cam sessions“.  The first one was bad but at least you can see a good masturbation scene, but the second scene Kaylani is completely obstructed.
Bonus Feature-Pretty good bonus scene of Kaylani Lei in Speed, also some trailers and the pretty girl pics.
Overall-There are a few thing that may keep you distracted at times, and the end comes pretty abruptly almost like they wrote themselves into a corner which rushes the ending.  The sex is really good though condom be damned.  Kaylani and Amber are great and have a way with words and Diamond Foxxx body is great.  Plus the added bonus scene from the AVN nominated Speed makes this a definite rent.
Score-7

Reviewer- Pornoissuer & twitter.com/pornoissuer
Movie Release-6/28/2010
Movie Company & website-Paradise Visuals and Sun Lust Pictures-paradisevisuals.com

Movie Title-Legends: Where Are They Now
Director-Spencer Benedict
Cast-Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, Dyanna Lauren, Dane Cross, James Deen, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Justice young, Lynden Johnson
Type of Movie-Feature/Compilation

Description-You take three of the biggest icons in the history of the game and showcase some of there classic scenes versus a new one made just for this film.  You have the beautiful Nina Hartley as I call her the professor she approaches sex with such reverence that just hearing her speak is a turn on.  Next you have Ginger Lynn or as I like to call her the sexpot she oozes sex she enjoys it completely and even though she has retired a few times she still has it and approaches her new scene with the same passion as her original.  Last but certainly not least is Dyanna Lauren or the body looks great then looks phenomenal watching her move is a treat in and of itself.  You partner these three with some of the best in the game then and now and you get a movie that covers all the basics and still throws a few new moves in.

Favorite Scene-Ginger Lynn Now-Let me start by saying she still got it.  No amount of time off has slowed Ginger down.  She has great chemistry with James Deen and from the first few seconds of this scene you know they can’t wait to tear into each other.  Ginger goes down hard and fast going beyond sucking James off and completely inhaling him.  One thing I loved about this scene is that it completely changed things up.  Most scenes lead up to Anal but these two go right for it in the beginning and once James has had his way with her they go back to vaginal sex.  Ginger moans the whole time and James pretty much plays her like a flute I found out in the Behind the Scenes feature that these two have had sex before and its shows that they know each other really well.  Everything leads up to a great pop shot on Gingers breast and face and she licks it up with a satiated look on her face,  I hope that Ginger doesn’t go away anytime soon but if this was her last scene she went out great.

Best Things
1-Ron Jeremy-Yes I know its weird to mention Ron Jeremy but he was the perfect person to host this film he has a great knowledge of what all the woman did.  He has personal stories of his times with them.  He gave the film a very personal touch.
2-Remastering-The classic scenes look completely new the sound is better and its like they have been glossed over.  I am use to seeing most of these on video and to see them done this way on DVD was a real treat.
3-Behind the Scenes-The behind the scene extra acts as one part blooper reel and one part history lesson.  They Picked the right people to explain how things went down before and you get a good idea of the inner workings of a porn set today.

Weakest Things-
1-Minor- Really would have liked to have known what movies the original scenes came from.  It may have been in the opening or end credits but to just give a figure head or let Ron mention where it came from couldn’t have been that hard.
2.-Weak- The editing had some bad cuts the transition into scenes was abrupt and knocked off the flow of the scene.  One second Nina Hartley is getting it doggy style and the next she’s riding.
3-Weakest-The scenes marked then are a little on the short side but this is a byproduct of the time I guess.  They average at about 10-15 minutes but compared to the 20-30 minutes in the now scenes it get it’s a little one sided
Bonus Feature-A behind the scenes video that comes in at a whooping 50 minutes.  Its funny has some good interviews conveys the idea of the movie really well.  Could have used more Dyanna Lauren, but still good.
Overall-This is a good idea for a flick shows off some classic movies and gives a good idea why these woman are icons of the Industry.  Ron is a great host and it feels like a talk with a old friend more than someone reading off of teleprompter.  Although some of the now scenes are cut a little choppy they still give a great amount of time.  Plus the classic scenes look good and while you can tell it was shot with a older camera its doesn’t look like it came off of video.  Add in the great behind the scene extra, and you have the makings of a new franchise.
Score-8-This one is a buy